My name is Buttercup BubbleTush

July 7, 2006 · Posted in Mike's Blog 

MY NEW NAME…  Buttercup BubbleTush - duh!!!

This only takes a minute. Please don’t be a bore and ruin it. Tell it to everyone you know.  Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.  Here is your dose of humor… Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don’t forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don’t go all ‘adult’ … a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey.  The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names……

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

Now post a comment below with your new name and tell your friends about this.  Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.



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14 Responses to “My name is Buttercup BubbleTush”

  1. Fluffy BubbleJuice on July 7th, 2006 2:36 am

    This is cool! My name is Fluffy BubbleJuice! Hahahaha!

  2. Ren on July 7th, 2006 2:51 am

    Zippy Girdle Tush - That’s my new name! heh…

  3. Oprah Chicken Buns on July 7th, 2006 2:53 am

    Hahar har har hahaha

  4. seoluv on July 7th, 2006 2:57 am

    HAHA my new name is goober chicken kisser hmmmm… ADIDAS…lol
    Good one Mikey ;-)

  5. pinky bubble tush on July 7th, 2006 7:57 am

    My name is Pinky Bubble Tush - girly ;;)

  6. Crusty Rhino Tush on July 7th, 2006 8:01 am

    NyaK!!! Magkapatid kami ni KM sa apelyedo… “Tush”
    >:p

  7. Lupa SW on July 7th, 2006 9:07 am

    I got Doofus CootieLips. Awesome! :3

  8. feyt on July 8th, 2006 4:56 am

    chim-chim apple pants!!! *wink*

  9. Greasy Liverface on July 11th, 2006 11:32 am

    Huhuhu…

  10. chim-chim applebiscuits on July 14th, 2006 10:40 am

    yum-yum! :)

  11. Kyle Meek on January 18th, 2007 11:37 am

    my new name is Bootie Girdlebutt. LOL!

  12. zippy applesniffer on January 27th, 2007 3:11 pm

    hmmnn…..maybe i am..

  13. auli on January 28th, 2007 5:14 pm

    haha! this is fun.. i’m bootie liverpants.. thanx! tc

  14. Zippy CootieTushie on January 29th, 2007 1:40 pm

    Zippy CootieTushie very stuff yet amuzing!

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