Children that make their Fathers proud!
I’m a dad and I love when my children do something that make proud. Don’t you?
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Yummy!
What’s that thing over there???
We’re Firemen!!!
Ei, don’t disturb me…
Woohoo!!!
Wanna piece of me? Huh, huh?
Oops, I dropped my head.
Ahh, sorry, it’s just itchy.
Dad, do you pay my insurance on time?
Hmm, is that real or fake?
Hmmm… now what’s latest??? And what’s that smell?
Oops, that wasn’t me! It’s raining!
Mom, did you say that I came from somewhere here?
Ok, I can do this… 1… 2… 3… 101… 1001…
Why is it that hers is different than mine?
Ahhh, relaxing…
C’mon dad! It’s my birthday, put some more!
Harry Potter and the magic of you know what!
Dad, I can’t find anything bigger than this.
Now, where’s my chocolate?
No, I’m not a couch potato. I just to sit, eat, and watch TV.
Now, try this!
Hehehehe. Hehehehe… He-he-he-he….
Dad, don’t you think this is pretty big?
No, I wasn’t looking.
Just one at a time, OK?
All excerpts were added only by Mike Lopez.
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My name is Buttercup BubbleTush
MY NEW NAME…Â Buttercup BubbleTush - duh!!!
This only takes a minute. Please don’t be a bore and ruin it. Tell it to everyone you know. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor… Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don’t forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don’t go all ‘adult’ … a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names……
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.
Now post a comment below with your new name and tell your friends about this. Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
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